And your bored. Your parents are not home and you feel brave.
So you suggest the idea of a shock video to your friend. He/She says: "Yeah sure!".
You go onto the address bar and you begin to type the url. You then come into consideration at the last moment.
"Should i really do this?" You take a deep breath and click ENTER.
You see a square with the PLAY icon. Another breath. You ask your friend "Ready?"
You click PLAY.
Then you see a priest and a nun.
Nothing bad until. BOOM she pulls down his pants and starts to eat the shit out of his ASS!. At this moment your like "UGHHHH AHHH DUDE WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS HORRID SHIT?!?!?!?! AHHH JEEEEEEEZUZ DUUDE." And your friend says "AHHH DUDE WHY MAN WHYYYY UHHHHHH FUCK SHIIIIIIT."
Then you click the X icon on the top right of your screen.
You sit there in shock motionless and the wind blows by. You realize that your friend just threw up all over you. Then from her vomit, you begin to vomit. All over your moniter and after your like FUCK! Your both STILL in shock even though your both covered in chunky orange barf there is even some weird brown specs in it. It does not matter all that matters is getting that life threating video out of your head. You can't sleep. You can't think. You are confused. Why the fuck would people do that shit? Why would she smother it all over her face? Why would she do that? These questions boggle in your head. You then realize you can't forget. You go to the black market and buy a handgun. You cock it. Then you realize Hah! I COCKED IT! Then you get serious again. You take a last breath remembering that moment of shock. You begin to pull and BAM!
RIP, Jeremy Anderson. You shall always be remembered.
1992 - 2010
Do you got balls? Want the link? Well here ya go you sick fucks:1 Priest 1 Nun! Oh god. *Shudders*
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