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Thursday, December 30, 2010

mega shark vs crocosaurus REVIEW.

1:30 AM

There are really bad parody films out there, but this one is just plain shit. Even a movie like "Plan 9 From Outer space" had better effects then this. For the scenes where they are in a helicopter instead of doing you know using CGI they used an RC helicopter!?!?!?! Seriously? This shit is embarrassing. This is a sequal to another parody film. Its the same concept but instead of a Crocodile its an octopus. I havent seen it but judging by the poster its 100x better then this garbage. The plot is garbage. I watch this movie for giant monster fight scenes. Not some random ass story line there for no reason. Just like the last 5 minutes of this movie was the fight scene the rest was just random ass garbage that a monkey could have told better. Oh my god this movie gave me a headache. This film is garbage. Im not gonna lie gave one or two laughs but otherwise that avoid it at all costs. 2/10


Also New Years is coming. Dammit another year closer to our demise. No, im kidding. Fuck Myans. (No offense to Myans.)

Sunday, December 26, 2010

Mama keeps the pots and the pans in the kitchen

I like playing with the pans in the kitchen mama
You gonna let me play with the pans in the kitchen mama!
Im gonna prove im the man in the kitchen mama!

Anyways Sup?

So im bored and im just sitting here thinking about something to poste about so im gonna do it about christmas you probably dont care but here is what i got:

Cleveland Indians hat
Oakland Athletics hat
Green Lantern Hat
$30 AE Gift Card

Yes not much but im quite happy, so now something to rant about:


Why the fuck is dairy queen so fucking expensive? It sucks. Blizzards dont even taste good, it taste like someone mixed their shit with cream! BUT on the other hand the slushies are mmm mmm good. Wait what slogan is that? I forgot.

Friday, December 24, 2010

Christmas Eve.

There just is no point to it. Its fucking useless.

Well when your at your Uncle's house sleeping in a room alone while everybody else is out fucking having an orgy it kinda sucks. I was offered to sleep in the living room but fuck it. Now its 2AM and im alone in a dark room with a TOUCHSMART PC! What to do? Draw penises on paint WITH MY FINGER!!!! I sure am a sick fuck. Anyways whats the point of christmas EVE like why not just have christmas think about it, all you do is get ready. Which is useless. Buy gifts, get some fat fuck to go through your fucking chimney even though he is 500lbs. It just confuses me so before i was watching this movie and it creeped me out so now im scared shitless. In a dark room alone with just the light of this PC hardcore. Well im gonna go bye.

Borat.

One of my favorite films. This movie just, is just plain... AMAZING!
There is no way to describe this movie less then spectacular. Sacha Baron Cohen must have had alot of dedication for this film. He went beyond what anyone has seen in documentary's (or mockumentary's) it was hardcore. The acting by him was just amazing. There are only a couple actual actors in the film. This man has no shame, from ruining a banquet hall to stalking Pamela Anderson. He is FUCKING HARDCORE! Well you can't review it in full because none of this movie is scripted (except the begging) so you can only review what was planned but this movie was just amazing. Just go watch it, buy it, rent it, steal it, suck a dick for it, ANYTHING TO SEE THIS MOVIE!

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

1 Priest 1 Nun.

Your with a friend.

And your bored. Your parents are not home and you feel brave.
So you suggest the idea of a shock video to your friend. He/She says: "Yeah sure!".
You go onto the address bar and you begin to type the url. You then come into consideration at the last moment.
"Should i really do this?" You take a deep breath and click ENTER.
You see a square with the PLAY icon. Another breath. You ask your friend "Ready?"
You click PLAY.
Then you see a priest and a nun.
Nothing bad until. BOOM she pulls down his pants and starts to eat the shit out of his ASS!. At this moment your like "UGHHHH AHHH DUDE WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS HORRID SHIT?!?!?!?! AHHH JEEEEEEEZUZ DUUDE." And your friend says "AHHH DUDE WHY MAN WHYYYY UHHHHHH FUCK SHIIIIIIT." 
Then you click the X icon on the top right of your screen.
You sit there in shock motionless and the wind blows by. You realize that your friend just threw up all over you. Then from her vomit, you begin to vomit. All over your moniter and after your like FUCK! Your both STILL in shock even though your both covered in chunky orange barf there is even some weird brown specs in it. It does not matter all that matters is getting that life threating video out of your head. You can't sleep. You can't think. You are confused. Why the fuck would people do that shit? Why would she smother it all over her face? Why would she do that? These questions boggle in your head. You then realize you can't forget. You go to the black market and buy a handgun. You cock it. Then you realize Hah! I COCKED IT! Then you get serious again. You take a last breath remembering that moment of shock. You begin to pull and BAM!

RIP, Jeremy Anderson. You shall always be remembered.
1992 - 2010

Do you got balls? Want the link? Well here ya go you sick fucks:1 Priest 1 Nun! Oh god. *Shudders*

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

August Underground Mordum

This movie is just.... no way to describe just watching 5 minutes of this scared me more then the Exorcist and even Ju-on combined! This movie after 5 MINUTES left me speechless, i felt a part of my soul died. It is fucking disgusting. Oh god let me describe a part. Ok there is a part they open a trash can lid and you see a headless baby A REAL HEADLESS BABY... WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?! These are some sick sick people there is another part one of the killers FUCKS A GIRLS STAB WOUND. Let me tell you another thing this movie is just all these: Necrophilia, Pedophilia, Incest, Excrement, Vomit LOTS of Vomit. This shit is sickening it will make your cringe, cry, and even puke. This will scar you forever. Being the dumbass that i am im going to watch it with my homies, and then i can truly express my feelings but for just 5 minutes DAMN! Im not gonna put a pic of the movie its a bit disturbing so if you have nuts go ahead and see JUST A PICTURE WILL SCARE YOU. This movie OR PICTURE is not for the faint of heart. I warned you. NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART.... BEWARE BUT IF YOU GOT BALLS GO AHEAD.  (-------- Link

Monday, December 20, 2010

Black Ops Review

We all have heard of it. EVERYONE has played it. Its that game your boyfriend wont shut the fuck up about. Its Call Of Duty: Black Ops. Or should i say CALL OF BOOTY: BLACK COCKS!


Ok let me start off by saying. i WAS a big fan i even went to the midnight release of Modern Warfare 2. I fucking loved that shit i would spend all day playing i had no life. I loved it. I loved the satisfaction of raping some noobs while im teabagging them. (Even though that is necrophilia because he is dead and he is shoving his balls in the dead mans mouth) but i loved it. Then i heard of a new COD. I had a NERDGASM. I fucking waited, and waited, and waited. Until it came out. I remember walking into Future Shop that day proud of myself. Ahh the smell of electronics in the morning! I bought it and i just got a boner. I go home and open it and i play. At first im raping some noobs until i try sniping.... boy let me tell you that was a bad day. I was enraged that they fucked up sniping! Like seriously what the fuck was wrong with quickscoping? Oh god how i despise it! But i guess Modern Warfare 2 isnt THAT bad. Atleast its enjoyable. 3 outta 10 Fuck this shit.

Uh hi.

Um hi.  http://www.myfunkvolume.com/contest_entries.php?user=527 Vote i guess?

Sunday, December 19, 2010

Wanna see a movie more f*cked up then teeth?

http://www.filmshowonline.net/videos/38140/ Thats the link Im in the middle of watching this shit and all i can say is Oh My Fucking God..... Uhh. Watch it I DARE YOU. Review coming soon.  Thank you Austin for showing me this hell hole of a movie.

Mini Pop Kids.

You know when you illegally download a movie and your waiting for it to finish and your bored this a good place to go to.
So im watching TV waiting for Fetus to download.
And a commercial comes on for Mini Pop Kids 7. Like what the fuck is this shit man?!?!?!
Its like 8 year olds singing preppy pop songs on the radio with fucked up lyrics that the kids dont even know what the fuck it means! Like they sing Tik Tok which is basically a whore who woke up in a fucking bathtub and she brushes her teeth with alcohol which is totally healthy. You see like them fucking dancing and shit they dont even improve the song! They just kill it slowy raping it with a 69 Lightyear PENIS! (HAH 69 GET IT?) and while they are raping it a nun comes and takes a shit in its mouth and japenese twins begin to puke in its mouth and his insides are slowly being eaten.
But on the bright side if your a pedophile you can go on the website and watch the full music videos!! YAY! but let me take this into consideration. Its money whore creeps trying to find a way to entertain creeps while still making money so they get parents who don't give a shit about their kids to dance and sing (and maybe other things..... O_o).

Liar and a thief.

Best album of 2010 this is gonna be an in depth review.

Tracks:

1. Stand by N/A Intro
2. Front-lines (Ft. Immortal Technique) 5/5 One of the best tracks on this CD
3.Riot (Ft. Deadly Hunta and John Otto) 5/5 This is a sick track i love the chorus sick verses!

4.Reasons 5/5 Sick Verses, Sick Beat.

5.Soldiers Logic One of the best songs 5/5 Just Perfect.
6.Order & Chaos (ILL BILL) FUCKING SICK! 5/5
7.I Don't Wanna Rhyme Again one of the best. This is so good its comparable to NY State of mind. 5/5
8.Truth Pt.2 Illuminati Song 5/5 Fucking awesome.
10. Not Again (Ft. Vinnie Paz) 2nd Best Song 5/5 This song goes fucking hard
11. Loose Cannon 4/5 I don't know why it's a sick song just not as hard as the rest
12. 12 Shots (Ft. Nate Augustus) 5/5 Deep song it actually has meaning
13. In Common (Ft. Cannibus) Best Song. GOES FUCKING HARD CANIBUS MURDERS THAT SHIT MAN!5/5
14. Modern Day Future (Ft. Deadly Hunta) 3rd Best Song. Another Illuminati song. 5/5
15. Behind Bars 4.5/5 Sad song. About his daughter :(
16. Right Here 5/5 Basically a outro song that actually is a song GOES HARD. Immortal technique on the Chorus!
17. Self Destruction (Outro) N/A


As you can see i love this album best rap album of 2010 actually one of the best i have EVER heard. This is comparable to ILLMATIC! Ok this album is fucking amazing i was just speechless when i heard this. I would fucking put this in a blender and inject myself with this shit. This shit is even MASTERBATEABLE. It's just amazing. Once you hear this you will get a boner... even females. The vagina will invert to form a penis then erect. It is just amazing 10/10

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Teeth Review

Ever thought of watching 2 girls 1 cup? But wanted it to be a little less.... i dont know sickening? Well this is the perfect movie. Let me tell you the plot. So in the beginning you see a girl with her brother and i dont even know he like fingers her or some shit like that when they are fucking children... ugh. Then it shows her older and she is giving a speech about purity ring and shit. Then she meets Tobey and they go swimming and he rapes her only to realize his d*ck gets bit off. Thats just a snippit but if you wanna watch it be my guest. Ok now lets review it.
Acting: Not exactly bad but over the top, especially for the rape scenes xD
Script: Now this is what bothers me its so simple, like the movie doesint even resolve its fucking problem!
Production: This was not actually that bad, most of the dick bitten scenes actually.... grossed me out!
In the end this film is not exactly a masterpiece but remains kind of a "Taboo" for pop culture but if your bored and with friends... go ahead, but with girl friend.... no. Stick to Anal Acrobats 3.
Basically 7/10 Not to shabby... not to shabby.

The goddamn fucking amazing spectacular wall.

THE FUCKING WALL. ITS NOT ANY WALL ITS A MOTHER FUCKING BRICK WALL. NOT ANY MOTHER FUCKING BRICK WALL. ITS A WHITE MOTHER FUCKING BRICK WALL.
 Ok that sounded racist... anyways im gonna review the album the wall by pink floyd. If you havent heard of this GO KILL YOURSELF. Anyways its a double album. I got it fot $10 like seriously that should be a crime.
This is seriously better then ALL my rap cd's this is the fucking shit. This is like fucking your dream girl in real life while you are not paying her and she gets to do whatever the fuck you want even the kinky shit.... angry dragon. Google it. This album is just awesome but if your a pot-head listen to this album fucking blizted it will blow your mind to tiny little chunk just like an asian man cooking sushi. The only thing better then this album is free head, but after that NOTHING comes close when it ended i cried. It was just amazing. It is so great i would fight a bunch of man eating army of homosexual radioactive sex assaulting tarantulas JUST to get to this album, i hear the darkside of the moon is better but this damn old guy bought it first! AGHHHH it was 2 for $20 THAT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL! When i get my hands on that shit i will lube up and... you know.. do stuff. 5000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 outta 5

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Dumb Shitty Ass Pop Music

Why the fuck do people like the garbage on the fucking radio?
It takes no fucking talent all the fuck you have to do is fucking sing in a shitty ass voice, auto tune it, computerize it in as many ways as people right fucking trashy slutty lyrics heres an example:
Wake up in the morning feelin' like P Diddy.
?Wtf?
How the fuck do you know how P Diddy feels?
Are you like black in disguise?
Heres another:
Make em' go uh uh uh 
As you shoot into the Sky y y
^Yeah right there amazing lyrics takes total skill right about cocks in disguise and have it computerized and BOOM you have a hit.
Atleast Rock music takes fucking talent and devotion
you dont just learn a fucking instrument you PRACTICE un like these trashy whores on the radio.
They go platinum cause of horny pre teen girls who idolize trashy whores. ANYONE can make this music. Next is CODY SIMPSON i know your saying "Why arent you talking about Justin Bieber?"
Well lemme tell you this i have VERY little respect for JB but at least he can rap thats the little respect: Heres his rap song Click Me Bitchez. Anyways listen to this fucking cracker CODY SIMPSON he makes Justin Bieber look like The Beatles and thats pretty fucking low. He sounds like a girl with a fucking Grape Fruit shoved up his fucking ass while he is getting raped by Mel Gibson. He sings with a gaping asshole.Listen to his music and close your eyes. Its a girl. No wait its CODY SIMPSON.  He even has a song with FLO RIDA?!?!?!?!?! I KNOW FUCKING FLO RIDA I HAD A BIT RESPECT SINCE HE HAD A NICE FLOW BUT NO MOREE!  Verdict: Cody Simpson go die in a hole. 

Monday, November 29, 2010

The Truth Must be known.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Wicca%20&%20Witchcraft/bohemian_grove_exposed.htm

Eric this is for you.

Friday, November 26, 2010

Favorite Movies.

My favorite movies of all time is Donnie Darko and Total Recall why?
Let me tell you
Whats better then seeing a 10ft tall black bunny in your room talking to you in a deep ass voice? Tell me.
Exactly Nothing it is the greatest movie of all time no questions asked. Go watch it RIGHT NOW! I CANT EXPLAIN HOW FUCKING AMAZING THIS MOVIES IS.

Next is Total Recall
Three Tits? Arnold Schwartzenegger throwing a fit? Fetus out the stomach? Nose Bugs?
This is Total Recall go watch it it has a scene where Arnold is pulling shit out of his nose it is beautiful


Go watch these movies.

Thursday, November 25, 2010

The worst rapper EVER.

I LOVE rap.
Rap does have its up and down. But this is possibly the worst rapper i have EVER heard worse then Lil Wayne, Wacka Flocka Flame... this rapper is australian. His name is.... BANGS even though he is bald. Hah, get it? anyways he raps about Facebook and taking people to the movies. Here is he is Click Here For EAR HERPES

Skullcandy INKD headphones Review.

Ok so you hear the name "SKULL CANDY" and your thinking OMFG THESE ARE AWSOME HEADPHONES right? Wrong. These abominations of what they call headphones are the worst junk i have used. I BOUGHT 3 PAIRS OF THESE SHIT.

Ok so i was in staples and i see them im like "Hey skullcandys i hear there good!" $30 I guess its ok. I go home and i open them. I listen and im not gonna lie there sound quality is OK but you can get $15 panasonic headphones with better quality. But anyway so a month later one of the headphones randomly doesint work. And i freak out. So a week later i go back and get a white pair of skullcandys INKD for this time $25 and im like THIS BETTER LAST LONGER. So 2 months later THESE FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT DIE ON ME BOTH HEADPHONES THIS TIME THESE HEADPHONES FUCKING SUCK DONKEY ASS. So 1 month later i buy WICKED headphones and these pieces of fucking shit atleast last 2 months. But the thing is they were $35 WHAT THE FUCK! FUCKING RIP OFF. So recently i go staples looking for NEW headphones and i see the Skullcandys but now they were $20 so im like "Let's see how long these will last" and so far they work but this is the 1st day we will see how long they last.
But just buy the apple headphones $40 i know but still they last YEARS FUCK YOU SKULLCANDY!

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

PROPHECIES OF BABA VANGA


Baba Vanga was a Bulgarian allegedclairvoyant. She convinced many followers that she possessed paranormal abilities.
Predictions:
2010 – World War III. War will begin in November 2010 and end in October 2014. Will begin as usual, then nuclear will be used initially, and then chemical weapons.
2011 – As a result of the fallout of nuclear fallout in the northern hemisphere will not be any animals or vegetation. Then Muslims will wage war against chemical surviving Europeans.
2014 – Most people will suffer skin cancer and other skin diseases (a consequence of chemical warfare).
2016 – Europe almost lonely (empty).
2018 – New China becomes a world power. Developing countries in turn operated from exploiters.
2023 – A little bit of change in the Earth’s orbit.
2025 – Europe still little settled.
2028 – Creating a new energy source (probably a controlled thermonuclear reaction). Hunger is gradually being overcome. Launched a manned spacecraft to Venus.
2033 – The polar ice are melting. Greater levels of the oceans.
2043 – The world economy is thriving. In Europe, Muslims rule.
2046 – any bodies (organs) can be manufactured (cloning?). Replacing the bodies is becoming one of the best methods of treatment.
2066 – During the attack on the Muslim Rome, the United States used a new kind of weapon – the climate. The sharp cooling (instant freezing).
2076 – Classless Society (communism).
2084 – The restoration of nature.
2088 – A new disease – aging for a few seconds!
2097 – The rapid aging defeated.
2100 – Artificial sun illuminates the dark side of the Earth.
2111 – People become living robots.
2123 – The war between small nations. Big nations do not intervene.
2125 – Hungary will receive signals from space.
2130 – Colony under water (with the help of sympathetic councils).
2164 – Animals turn half-human.
2167 – A new religion.
2170 – Major drought.
2183 – A colony on Mars becomes a nuclear power, and demands independence from the Earth (like when – the United States from England).
2187 – Will stop 2 large eruption of volcanoes.
2195 – Sea Colony fully developed, abundant energy and food.
2196 – Complete mixing of Asians and Europeans.
2201 – At the Sun slowing thermonuclear processes. Temperature drops.
2221 – In the search for extraterrestrial life, humanity comes into contact with what – something terrible.
2256 – Spacecraft forgotten to Earth terrible new disease.
2262 – Planets gradually changing planetary orbit. Mars is threatened by comets.
2271 – Restart physical constants are changed. (Laws of physics changed?)
2273 – Mixing yellow, white and black races. New race.
2279 – Power from nothing (probably from a vacuum or a black hole).
2288 – Travel back in time (Time Travel invented?). New contacts with aliens.
2291 – The sun cools. Attempts were being made to light it again.
2296 – Powerful eruption on the Sun. Changing the force of gravity. Beginning to fall old space stations and satellites.
2299 – In France, guerrilla movement against Islam.
2302 – New important laws and secrets of the universe revealed.
2304 – Secrets of the Moon revealed.
2341 – Something terrible is approaching Earth from space.
2354 – An accident in one of the artificial Sun leads to drought.
2371 – The great famine.
2378 – A new fast-growing race.
2480 – 2 artificial Suns collide. Land in the twilight.
3005 -The war on Mars. Violated the trajectory of the planet.
3010 – Comet hits Moon. Around the Earth – ring/zone of the stones and dust.
3797 – By this time on Earth killed all life, but mankind will be able to lay the foundations for a new life in another stellar system.
3803 – A new planet is populated by little. Fewer contacts between people. Climate new planet affects the organisms of people – they mutate.
3805 – The war between humans for resources. More than half of people dying out.
3815 – The war is over.
3854 – The development of civilization virtually stops. People live flocks as beasts.
3871 – New prophet tells people about moral values, religion.
3874 – New prophet receives support from all segments of the population. Organized a new church.
3878 – along with the Church to re-train new people forgotten sciences.
4302 – New cities are growing in the world. New Church encourages the development of new technology and science.
4302 – The development of science. Scientists discovered in the overall impact of all diseases in organism behavior.
4304 – Found a way to win any disease.
4308 – Due to mutation people at last beginning to use their brains more than 34%. Completely lost the notion of evil and hatred.
4509 – Getting to Know God. The man has finally been reached such a level of development that can communicate with God.
4599 – People achieve immortality.
4674 – The development of civilization has reached its peak. The number of people living on different planets is about 340 billion. Assimilation begins with aliens.
5076 – A boundary universe. With it, no one knows.
5078 – The decision to leave the boundaries of the universe. While about 40 percent of the population is against it.
5079 – End of the World.




ARE YOU A BELIEVER?

Ow. My ass hurts.

So recently after 3 years i started skateboarding, i recently got a new board (custom) from Jakes. Its pretty sick!

I got:
DGK Deck
Venture Trucks (THESE ARE SICK!)
Element Bearings
Spitfire Salazar Wheels
Enjoi multi colored screws
YELLOW Grip tape!

BTW I realized skateboarding isnt as simple as i remember it to be. I lost balance and fell on my ass.
                                                      

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Bored.

Bored. I am bored im in an empty class.
Except a cracker is beside me.
And a goth person behind me.
They are very creepy and reading this.
The teacher is totally oublivious that im writing this.
Even though we are not supposed to be on this social networking shit.
God this is pointless.
Anyways the world is going to end in 5079.
I know cause Baba Vanga told me.
I dont like Ke$ha her voice makes me wanna slit my own throat and drink my blood like a v8 smoothie while a donkey is pissing in my mouth.
God i fucking hate that dumb hoe.
Same with Katy Perry.
Im not gonna lie she is attractive but her voice fucking sucks she sounds like she has that dumb english fags cock in her mouth what is it?
Russel Brand yeah that fag.
Anway the students are coming soo uhh bye.

Fucking scariest shit ever

OMFG Some Psychic reader named BABA VANGA Predicted the next decade and boy isnt it pretty.
ITS SOME SCARY SHIT THAT WILL GET STUCK IN YOUR BRAIN.

Theories Of Baba Vanga <- click there

Monday, November 22, 2010

7 YEAR OLD RAPPING?

So i was on Youtube and i come across MattyB Raps which is just a you know FUCKING 7 YEAR OLD RAPPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And i was like OMFG
And i laughed my ass off
You can tell his parents wrote it for him!

Click here to check him out!

Call of duty Black Ops

Im fucking addicted to writing blogs..... and addicted to fuck, FUCK!
Anyways yeah i got Black Ops a week after release but the game wasnt worth the hype
I believe its not even fucking balanced i just think removing stopping power killed it.
Now you can have fucking Ghost, Sleight Of Hand, Marathon
Think about it
Faster reloads + (Pro Faster ADS)
Sprint Faster (Pro= Unlimited)
Completely Invisible (Pro= No Name)
THATS FUCKING CHEAP AS FUCK!
First the faster reloads
Your in a gun fight you both spray bullets you two both reload.
You beat him Bam
Marathon you just run faster and unlimited! Catching more people
Ghost just invisible! Basically the ultimate class!
Until... You run outta ammo then your fucked.

Ps3 vs Xbox 360 Opinion

WHO THE FUCK CARES!!!!! WILL IT GET YOU FARTHER IN LIFE! NO. WILL IT GET YOU LAID! NO. The only person who actually fucking cares is Bill Gates no one wants to here fucking fan boys bitch and moan about how they fucking hate Ps3 or Xbox360 who in all honesty fucking cares! Coming from a guy who owns both i just fucking play whatever my friends are on! (which most is on PS3) But we all know that one guy that wont STFU about Xbox and PS3 like seriously its a video game it wont help anything! (Unless your debating with your GF which is stupid in the first place just agree on whatever the fuck she says) The exclusives basically balance them selves out I.E. Killzone = Halo, Heavy Rain = Alan Wake you get the point just tell those dumb ass fanboys to STFU and actually hit the books then argue.

Harry Fucking Potter.

So the new harry potter came out and from the looks of it its gay, but i really should not be talking cause i think LOTR is the best movie series.. anyways yes so a british magician... fun i really wanna pay $8 when i can buy rap cd's with that? Then a part 2 of the same fucking movie comes out and i pay 8 more? WTF! Harry potter can go shove his broom up his ass while smacking his tea bags like seriously i normally dont cuss this much but i really honestly hate Harry Potter. No offense to people who like it. I MIGHT go watch it but i doubt it.
The only thing i hate as much as Harry Potter.... is twilight and Cody Simpson. *shudders*
So let me sum this shit up.
A british douchebag with a scar he got from getting beat as a child goes to a wizard school. Yay
A big fat ass guy with a beard is there. If i want that i can celebrate christmas.
Then a guy as ugly Susan O'Boyle with no FUCKING NOSE. I see that revolting shit everyday by a guy named jordan black, thanks alot Jordan.
And a douchebag blonde kid who thinks he's the shit *Cough Cough Cody Simpson Cough Cough*

Fuck you JK Rowling

NOT AFRAID. Of what?

Eminem i really loved Relapse im not gonna lie ONE of the best rap albums of 2008 yes boner worthy.
But when i heard not afraid back in march on a radio station coming back from the beach i literally threw up, i know what your all gonna say "OMFG NOT AFRAID IS THE BEST SONG EVER" but seriously i understand its like a comeback song but come on this sounds to radio-ey to me what happend to uncut raw Eminem? "I pee on Rihanna boy i do what i wanna!" Why eminem why? I respected you!
This song literally offended me. Meh but heh compared to Wacka Flocka Flame its gold

Best Rap Artists Of 2000-2010

Yes many believe hip hop is dead it isnt its just underground!
Best Rap Artists! 2000-2010 (This isnt ordered in any way)

NAS! LEGEND in the rap game! From Illmatic To Distant Relatives he still got it!

Big Daddy Kane! One of the most influential rap artists EVER!

Vinnie Paz! Amazing MC has an original flow, great lyrics and just great overall.

Big Pun (RIP) We will miss you.

RA The Rugged Man! Amazing lyricist considered ONE of the greatest white rappers)

Eminem. I know i dont like him much but come on he did some great things these 10 years!

Public Enemy! I know they havent had any break through albums like there first 4 but come on they're legeneds!

Cypress Hill! ^Read Above

Tech N9ne! Considered one of the fastest rappers of all time!

Bone THUGS N HARMONY! Probably the best rap group still assembled they have had some fights but they managed to continue they're music career *cough cough* 3 6 Mafia *cough cough*

The GAME! Ex G-Unit member. Nice west side feel.

50 cent. You all know.

ICE CUBE! Recently released a new album!

I know they're is more but im just too lazy but thats a couple.

LMFAO Little Wayne: "I AM NOT A HUMAN BEING"

Of course Wayne! We all knew that! You are just a money humping whore :) Go get a real job or step up your rap game! Then you will be a human being!

Review: Lmfao
So of course who comes with an album named called: I AM NOT A HUMAN BEING
Well when i heard that i was like OMFG i must get it! Then i was like fuck it too expensive so i just
downloaded the torrent and god was i suprised im going to go into full detail.

Tracks:
1. Gonorreah  (Ft. Drake)  LMFAO REALLY? ARE YOU KIDDING ME LIL WAYNE HAHAHAHA.
Im not gonna lie though easily best song off the CD im not gonna lie sick ass beat IPOD WORTHY
Drake is mehhh but still best song off the CD

2. Hold up (Ft. T-Streets)
Ok this track is just straight up shit its those tracks you listen to cause one of your retarded friends like it
yeah a definite skip.

3.With you (Ft. Drake)
You hear it your thinking HEY ITS THE REASON OF RIHANNAS BROKEN FACE!
Na jokes. Anyways yeah beat is FUCKING SHIT I HATE IT! The song is shit its a
OH I LOVE YOU! Reminds me of "Spacebound" you like that you like this.

4.I am not a human being
Self Explanatory
Shit Lyrics. Shit Beat.

5.Im single
We know wayne we know.

6."What's Wrong With Them" (featuring Nicki Minaj)
Yeah i dont know wayne what is wrong with them?
Lmfao but seriously im not gonna lie the song isnt TOTAL shit 2nd best song.


7.Right Above It (Ft. Drake)
Most famous track from this disc
Lyrics Typical Wayne
Beat mehhhhhhhhh.
Sorry Wayne
Drake> You


8.Popular (Ft. Lil twist)
Fucking garbage song i would rather shove barbed wire up my ass.


9.That aint me (Ft. Jay Sean)
Btw you listen to this song only for Jay im not gonna lie.


10.Bill Gates
3rd Best song.


So in the verdict 1 Ipod worthy 2 mehhhh the rest FUCKING UTTER SHIT.
Verdict: 2.5/10
Ohh God just hearing it killed me inside.





Like A G6 (Single Review)



There is a group of asians rapping in autotune, your first thought: "Hmmm asians with autotune".


Everyones talking about them, your friends are singing it.
Its time to listen to it.
So you go on youtube and type in their most famous song "Like A G6".
Hmmm what the fuck is a g6? Well if you dont know its a type of plane.
So you click it. You see a trampy asian with an ipad walking into a korean restaurant, she starts
drinking and the chorus is playing "Poppin' bottles in the ice... like a blizzard, when we drink we do it
right  get slizzard" What the fuck? First off its sampled from Dev's song "Booty Bounce" and a shit load of auto tune threw on to it. Im not gonna lie the chorus is fucking catchy but the verses.. OH GOD they are horrible im not even gonna go into detail... LUCKILY 50 CENT MADE A REMIX thank god for Fitty when we need him!


Final Thought: 5.5/10
The chorus is fucking catchy the verses suck and the rest is just there.
Its like a sandwich good tasting bread but the meat taste like shit and the rest it you know.... there.