mega shark vs crocosaurus REVIEW.

1:30 AM

There are really bad parody films out there, but this one is just plain shit. Even a movie like "Plan 9 From Outer space" had better effects then this. For the scenes where they are in a helicopter instead of doing you know using CGI they used an RC helicopter!?!?!?! Seriously? This shit is embarrassing. This is a sequal to another parody film. Its the same concept but instead of a Crocodile its an octopus. I havent seen it but judging by the poster its 100x better then this garbage. The plot is garbage. I watch this movie for giant monster fight scenes. Not some random ass story line there for no reason. Just like the last 5 minutes of this movie was the fight scene the rest was just random ass garbage that a monkey could have told better. Oh my god this movie gave me a headache. This film is garbage. Im not gonna lie gave one or two laughs but otherwise that avoid it at all costs. 2/10


Also New Years is coming. Dammit another year closer to our demise. No, im kidding. Fuck Myans. (No offense to Myans.)

Mama keeps the pots and the pans in the kitchen

I like playing with the pans in the kitchen mama
You gonna let me play with the pans in the kitchen mama!
Im gonna prove im the man in the kitchen mama!

Anyways Sup?

So im bored and im just sitting here thinking about something to poste about so im gonna do it about christmas you probably dont care but here is what i got:

Cleveland Indians hat
Oakland Athletics hat
Green Lantern Hat
$30 AE Gift Card

Yes not much but im quite happy, so now something to rant about:


Why the fuck is dairy queen so fucking expensive? It sucks. Blizzards dont even taste good, it taste like someone mixed their shit with cream! BUT on the other hand the slushies are mmm mmm good. Wait what slogan is that? I forgot.

Christmas Eve.

There just is no point to it. Its fucking useless.

Well when your at your Uncle's house sleeping in a room alone while everybody else is out fucking having an orgy it kinda sucks. I was offered to sleep in the living room but fuck it. Now its 2AM and im alone in a dark room with a TOUCHSMART PC! What to do? Draw penises on paint WITH MY FINGER!!!! I sure am a sick fuck. Anyways whats the point of christmas EVE like why not just have christmas think about it, all you do is get ready. Which is useless. Buy gifts, get some fat fuck to go through your fucking chimney even though he is 500lbs. It just confuses me so before i was watching this movie and it creeped me out so now im scared shitless. In a dark room alone with just the light of this PC hardcore. Well im gonna go bye.

Borat.

One of my favorite films. This movie just, is just plain... AMAZING!

There is no way to describe this movie less then spectacular. Sacha Baron Cohen must have had alot of dedication for this film. He went beyond what anyone has seen in documentary's (or mockumentary's) it was hardcore. The acting by him was just amazing. There are only a couple actual actors in the film. This man has no shame, from ruining a banquet hall to stalking Pamela Anderson. He is FUCKING HARDCORE! Well you can't review it in full because none of this movie is scripted (except the begging) so you can only review what was planned but this movie was just amazing. Just go watch it, buy it, rent it, steal it, suck a dick for it, ANYTHING TO SEE THIS MOVIE!

1 Priest 1 Nun.

Your with a friend.

And your bored. Your parents are not home and you feel brave.

So you suggest the idea of a shock video to your friend. He/She says: "Yeah sure!".

You go onto the address bar and you begin to type the url. You then come into consideration at the last moment.

"Should i really do this?" You take a deep breath and click ENTER.

You see a square with the PLAY icon. Another breath. You ask your friend "Ready?"

You click PLAY.

Then you see a priest and a nun.

Nothing bad until. BOOM she pulls down his pants and starts to eat the shit out of his ASS!. At this moment your like "UGHHHH AHHH DUDE WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS HORRID SHIT?!?!?!?! AHHH JEEEEEEEZUZ DUUDE." And your friend says "AHHH DUDE WHY MAN WHYYYY UHHHHHH FUCK SHIIIIIIT." 

Then you click the X icon on the top right of your screen.

You sit there in shock motionless and the wind blows by. You realize that your friend just threw up all over you. Then from her vomit, you begin to vomit. All over your moniter and after your like FUCK! Your both STILL in shock even though your both covered in chunky orange barf there is even some weird brown specs in it. It does not matter all that matters is getting that life threating video out of your head. You can't sleep. You can't think. You are confused. Why the fuck would people do that shit? Why would she smother it all over her face? Why would she do that? These questions boggle in your head. You then realize you can't forget. You go to the black market and buy a handgun. You cock it. Then you realize Hah! I COCKED IT! Then you get serious again. You take a last breath remembering that moment of shock. You begin to pull and BAM!

RIP, Jeremy Anderson. You shall always be remembered.

1992 - 2010

Do you got balls? Want the link? Well here ya go you sick fucks:1 Priest 1 Nun! Oh god. *Shudders*

August Underground Mordum

This movie is just.... no way to describe just watching 5 minutes of this scared me more then the Exorcist and even Ju-on combined! This movie after 5 MINUTES left me speechless, i felt a part of my soul died. It is fucking disgusting. Oh god let me describe a part. Ok there is a part they open a trash can lid and you see a headless baby A REAL HEADLESS BABY... WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?! These are some sick sick people there is another part one of the killers FUCKS A GIRLS STAB WOUND. Let me tell you another thing this movie is just all these: Necrophilia, Pedophilia, Incest, Excrement, Vomit LOTS of Vomit. This shit is sickening it will make your cringe, cry, and even puke. This will scar you forever. Being the dumbass that i am im going to watch it with my homies, and then i can truly express my feelings but for just 5 minutes DAMN! Im not gonna put a pic of the movie its a bit disturbing so if you have nuts go ahead and see JUST A PICTURE WILL SCARE YOU. This movie OR PICTURE is not for the faint of heart. I warned you. NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART.... BEWARE BUT IF YOU GOT BALLS GO AHEAD.  (-------- Link

Black Ops Review

We all have heard of it. EVERYONE has played it. Its that game your boyfriend wont shut the fuck up about. Its Call Of Duty: Black Ops. Or should i say CALL OF BOOTY: BLACK COCKS!


Ok let me start off by saying. i WAS a big fan i even went to the midnight release of Modern Warfare 2. I fucking loved that shit i would spend all day playing i had no life. I loved it. I loved the satisfaction of raping some noobs while im teabagging them. (Even though that is necrophilia because he is dead and he is shoving his balls in the dead mans mouth) but i loved it. Then i heard of a new COD. I had a NERDGASM. I fucking waited, and waited, and waited. Until it came out. I remember walking into Future Shop that day proud of myself. Ahh the smell of electronics in the morning! I bought it and i just got a boner. I go home and open it and i play. At first im raping some noobs until i try sniping.... boy let me tell you that was a bad day. I was enraged that they fucked up sniping! Like seriously what the fuck was wrong with quickscoping? Oh god how i despise it! But i guess Modern Warfare 2 isnt THAT bad. Atleast its enjoyable. 3 outta 10 Fuck this shit.